Observations on Life

This was sent to me in an email, but I thought you might enjoy it too.

Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, 'Lillian, you should have remained a virgin.' -   Lillian Carter (mother of Jimmy Carter) <><>  I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue: - 'No good in a bed, but fine against a wall.'    - Eleanor Roosevelt    <><>    Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister, and now wish to withdraw that statement.   - Mark Twain  <><>   The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible  - George Burns  <><> Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year.  - Victor Borge  <><> Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.  - Mark Twain  <><> By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.  - Socrates  <><> I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.  - Groucho Marx  <><> My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.  - Jimmy Durante  <><> I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back.  - Zsa Zsa Gabor  <><> Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat.  - Alex Levine  <><> My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying.  - Rodney Dangerfield  <><>     Money can't buy you happiness ... But it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.  - Spike Milligan  <><> Until I was thirteen, I thought my name was SHUT UP.  - Joe Namath  <><> I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap.  - Bob Hope  <><> I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.  - W. C. Fields  <><>   We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress.   - Will Rogers   <><> Don't worry about avoiding temptation.   As you grow older, it will avoid you.  - Winston Churchill  <><> Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out.  - Phyllis Diller  <><> By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere.  - Billy Crystal  <><>    And the cardiologist's diet: -  If it tastes good spit it out.

Blue Stars finished

This has been waiting for a day or two to try and get a half way decent photograph. The sun came out for about half an hour this morning, though it's gone again now, so I grabbed the camera and took some photographs. I machine quilted it with various random patterns, though my BSR foot decided not to play properly so I gave up with that, and then discovered that my machine quilting is so much improved now that I don't really need it.

And then, whilst the light was still reasonable I took the opportunity to take some 'before' photographs of the kitchen. Not only before renovation but before I'd tidied up at all! Come on, you didn't really think I was going to do a special tidying up just for you did you? Though I did move the washing from in front of the fire; I always do that when visitors come.

Oh dear, now that I see the photographs I think that perhaps I should have tidied up a bit, though it's not really as messy as it looks in the photographs, I'm sure they exaggerate.

See all that orangey pine? I can't wait to get rid of that. We're keeping the alcove as it is, though we might put some new shelves in. And we're keeping much the same layout for the kitchen as it seems to work reasonably well.

Studying

My Open University course, Understanding Shakespeare, officially starts today, though I have been doing some reading over the last week or so. It's a level one course, equivalent to a first year university course, and runs over twelve weeks. Nothing too onerous I hope. It will be good to get back to using my brain for different things again.

I'm used to distance learning as I did my degree with the Open University some 38 years ago, and have done several other courses since then. When I retired I had a plan to read for an MA, but my time and enthusiasm somehow got subsumed in patchwork and quilting!

The studying will of necessity cut down on my sewing time (it can hardly cut down on my housework time as I already do the bare minimum!) but not too much I hope. I plan to do 8 to 10 hours per week studying.

Hopefully I won't end up like this!

Red

Yesterday, whilst the kitchen designer was measuring up and checking where the drainage pipes and electricity points were, and putting it all onto his computer, I couldn't do much as he kept asking questions. So I sorted out all my scraps into different coloured piles, ready for the Rainbow Scrap Challenge over the coming months. It was a fascinating exercise, to see which piles were the largest and smallest. I've loads of orange and yellow, a fair bit of brown and quite a lot of black. There's quite a big pile of green, but virtually no pink or purple. There's a small pile of turquoise as well. So some months I'm going to be busy, some less so.

Thankfully, there's not too much red. Here it is ironed and in the same basket as I used for the blue scraps last month.

I have a few ideas what I'd like to do with the red, so will start to play once I've finished quilting the second blue quilt that I made. Then I'll just have two quilt tops to finish, both to be hand quilted using cotton a broder, so they shouldn't take too long I hope. 

A new kitchen

We've finally taken the plunge and ordered a new kitchen. We knew when we moved here that we wanted to change the kitchen. The one we have now was handmade by the previous owners and shows it. The doors are all a very orangey pine and nothing fits terribly well. But at last we've made the move, signed on the dotted line yesterday and now await an installation date.

It's not going to look anything like this very modern looking kitchen that I found on the internet, but you can't have a post without a picture of some sort can you? We're going for more of a country look, but modern country.

I'll take some photographs soon of the 'before' kitchen before it all gets removed and show you what it looks like at the moment. How very exciting, and frustrating, the next few weeks are going to be.

Fat cat

Oh dear, poor Rosie is now officially obese! I had to take her to the vet yesterday for her annual vaccinations and they weighed her. 6.2 kg!! We're always really careful about what she eats, I even weigh out her cat biscuits each day, and the poor thing never gets any treats. But she's just so very lazy. I've now been given some special biscuits for her, called Obesity Management, so we'll have to wait and see. And I've got to take her to a weight management clinic, a sort of Weight Watchers for cats.

I'm seriously considering getting a cat harness and taking her our for a walk around the garden each day, but I fear that I'd end up dragging her along as I'm sure she wouldn't take to a harness.

She'll play for a minute or two, but then gets bored and wanders off. So, we're a bit stumped as to how to help. Perhaps I'll have to start putting her food up high so that she has to jump up to get it and then jump off. You can see that I'm getting a bit desperate for ideas!

Taking photographs

Following a question on a previous blog, several people very kindly sent me some links and ideas to help with improving my photography skills. As there were several other people who bemoaned their own skills I thought that these links and hints might be helpful.


Etsy Sellers' Handbook http://www.etsy.com/storque/seller-handbook/etsys-guide-to-photography-10979/


http://www.hollyknott.com/stq/index.htm


Lynda.com

http://thepioneerwoman.com/photography/

 (From Oh Sew Busy)With photographing quilts, when I have flash trouble (not that my photographs would be able to even enter a photo contest!) I stand further back and zoom in with the flash, this way the light fromteh flash is dispersed more before it hits the quilt. Experiment. I like to lay my quilts out and then be half or a full level above them for a photograph, much easier than pegging on the clothes line!


I haven't yet had a chance to look at any of the links, as I'm starting my Open University course this week (A177 Shakespeare: an introduction) and have been busy getting things ready. So I can't vouch for the usefulness of any of these sites. I'm just passing them on as I have received them.


I hope that some of you might find this helpful.